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About Myself

Hi, my name is William. I pride myself in the fact that I get straight C's. I live by the old saying, "What comes first must come second." I'm not sure what that exactly means but I still stand by it. My friends tell me that I'm "stuck up" and "condescending," but I disagree. I believe in doing the best to become the best, and if that means stepping on people to get to where I want to be, then that's their problem, not mine. I am what they call a "prodigy." You are blessed to have me, so don't be upset when you get the inevitable urge to bow down and obey my every wish.

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